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Cruise Information
Cruise line: Royal Caribbean
Ship: Oasis of the Seas
Dates: May 12-19, 2012
Sailing from: Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Ports of Call:​Labadee, Haiti (Royal Caribbean’s Private Destination), Falmouth, Jamaica, Cozumel, Mexico

The Voyage:
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Oasis of the Seas

A feat of architecture and imagination, Oasis of the Seas is designed around 7 neighborhood concepts, each with a distinct personality and range of sights and activities. From the awe-inspiring ocean-side seating of the AquaTheater to the lush green landscape of Central Park, there’s something for everyone to discover on the grandest ships the world has ever seen.

Oasis-Class Highlights
7 distinctly designed neighborhoods including:

Vitality at Sea Spa and Fitness
• Solo and couple massage suites
• Complete hair and makeup services
• 158 state-of-the-art cardio and resistance machines
• Pilates, kickboxing, yoga and spinning classes
• Vitality Café


Pool and Sports Zone
• 4 pools and 10 whirlpools
• Tranquil poolside Solarium area
• 2 Flowriders®, sports courts, mini-golf and Zip line
• Solarium Bistro, Wipe Out Café and Bar

Entertainment Place

• Casino Royale
• Studio B, featuring ice shows
• Opal Theater – 1,380-seat venue
• Blaze Nightclub, Jazz on 4, Comedy Live
• Dazzles, featuring musical spectacles ranging from big band to disco

The revolutionary design of Oasis of the Seas will fill your days at sea with wonder: wake to two-story ocean views in our contemporary Loft Suites, hop onto a classic, full-sized carousel in our Boardwalk neighborhood, spend some quiet time in our adults-only Solarium. Jump right into our Pool Zone, where you’ll find our H2O Zone, cantilevered whirlpools, FlowRiders® and a thrilling zip-line view of the ship and sea below. When it’s time to unwind, go for a stroll in Central Park – a meandering garden and lush public space lined with foliage and fine restaurants – or take in the majestic view from any of the multiple balconies overlooking the AquaTheater, the first amphitheater at sea.

Saturday – Departure port: Fort Lauderdale!!
Fort Lauderdale lies along the Atlantic Ocean at the mouth of the New River, 25 miles north of Miami. Its warm tropical weather attracts many people throughout the year. For sun-worshippers, the city has six miles of beaches. There are also many recreational waterways with extensive boating facilities, access to every conceivable watersport, a variety of fascinating museums and trendy restaurants, and an array of entertainment venues.

See Transportation/Hotel page for more information on pre and post cruise accommodation and transportation to the ship.

Ship departure time is 5:00 p.m. Be on the ship by 3:30 p.m. Passenger loading generally begins at approximately 11:00 a.m. If you want to avoid the lines you should board between 12:30 and 2:00 p.m. We will personally greet you after you board the ship. Once aboard, find your room, look around and if you’re hungry go to the Windjammer Café to begin a week of all you can eat 24/7. We will have our personal Kinky Cruise check in after you board the ship in the conference rooms. That’s where you will get your KC identification and goody bag. Then join your fellow kinksters for a Meet and Greet cocktail party. Be sure to scout out the ship later that night.

Sunday – Our first day out will be a Day Cruising at Sea
The vendor area will open mid-morning until evening. There will be presentations throughout the day with plenty of time to enjoy the amazing ship.  Play party later in the evening.
By now you probably made more new friends than you ever have on a cruise and it’s only your second day. Check out the ship – casinos, bars, spas, gym, restaurants, pools, etc.

Monday – Labadee
This is Royal Caribbean’s private little island spot. It’s a day of relaxing on the beach, snorkeling, kayaking, jet skiing, parasailing, zip line,or just lying in a hammock. RCCL has a cookout on the beach (Food is FREE of course) and there are several bars onshore with plenty of coves and beaches to lay in the warm clear blue water. Water temps are around 85 and air temp is usually about 90 degrees. Don’t get a sunburn, remember, it’s only day 2 of the cruise!

The vendors will be set up after we sail and of course another play party is planned for later in the evening.

Tuesday – Falmouth, Jamaica
Step off the ship and step back in time. It may not appear so at first glance, but quaint Falmouth was an economic powerhouse and center for dramatic social change during the English Colonial Period. Founded as Martha Brae Point in 1769 by local English planter Thomas Reid, Falmouth became the shipment hub for sugar plantations covering the hills of Jamaica’s North Coast. From the wharfs of Falmouth, sugar, molasses, rum and coffee were sent to England, while ships making their way from across the Atlantic dropped anchor in the bustling port town to deliver other necessities of 18th century life. In today’s Falmouth, visitors still enjoy 19th-century Georgian architecture as well as river bamboo raft rides, arts and crafts shopping, and flavorful local fare.

As always, vendors will be selling after we sail and look forward to another fantastic play party that evening.

Wednesday – Cruising the high seas
The vendor area will open mid-morning until evening.  There will be presentations throughout the day and plenty of time to socialize.  Enjoy the play party later that evening.

Thursday – Cozumel, Mexico
Shopping, water fun and party time! It’s also a very good spot for snorkeling, scuba or just enjoying the beach. Your dollar is worth more in Mexico and if you don’t mind bartering there are deals to be had. Men, grab the women’s credit cards there are jewelry shops everywhere! Or if you men want to make up for something you did earlier, this is the place. The Carlos ‘n’ Charlie’s party helps you forget that you just maxed out your credit card. It’s a raucous high energy party. There is lots of dancing and playful fun and the staff keeps it goin’ non-stop. True Mexican party flavor. There are plenty of taxis to get you back to the ship.
Vendors will be open after the ship sails and then enjoy the play party later that evening.

Friday – Day at Sea
The vendor area will open mid-morning until evening.
Presentations throughout the day.
Hang out with your new friends, collect phone #’s, plan next year’s kinky cruise, see the ship’s nightly show and enjoy the people.
Then come have fun at our final play party.

Saturday – Fort Lauderdale
Ship cruises in early – about daylight. The fun is ending. Eat breakfast, say your last goodbyes…till next year. Unloading starts mid morning. Only 365 days until our next Kinky Cruise.